Great Words on Marble

A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?".
What do u expect him to say or Are U a LEARNER ?

Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are
beautiful...Hell is hot,while heaven is beautiful...the
choice is yours

You have been engaged to him for 2 years and no
wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the
ring. Is your finger a key holder?

You have slept with over 10 girls without protection
yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you preventing???

In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good
night my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In
Nigerija "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows?

You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a
boyfriend"
and be asking for money. GTBank staff cannot
receive
salary from UBA bank!

My name is Funmi, I used my friend to set up my
boyfried to c if he'll cheat on me. Now they've sent
me
weding Invitation. WhAT AM I? A) Learner B)God
sent
C) Fool

No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a GF" when asking
her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues &
we've broken up"

No guy is single,you either snatch him from
someone
or share him with someone, the most important
thing
is to be the highest ShareHolde.

35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey
follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...yoUr
life
is on SOS

Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years?

(1).Sex won't make him love u (2). A baby won't
make
him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE

No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat
your yam

What shall it profit a girl to have all the brazilian
hair in
the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl
on low cut

Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will
be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million
Nigerians
U will be invited for amnesty

No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,yoU Will Still Be the Food For Worms....
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