Unknown Caller

Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your
dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you
grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown
caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm your
boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it
was my stupid Dad!
UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's still
your dad, just wanted to confirm you really
have one. Wait for me( ur stupid Dad)! I'm on
my way!!!