BBB (Blackberry Babes) Don Come Again

BBB (BlackBerry Babes) don come again o...Their
status messages
a.k.a PM Be Like:::
1. Thank God it a BROWN new day!
(See Gobe)
2. My God is UPSOME! (Oh yea, he is UP there pitying
your
grammar)
3. Why are this Boko Haram so WEEKEND? (LOL, cos
they are
Friday)
4. Not all that glitters are GOAT
(Yea, some are peacock)
5. Majority carries the VOLTS
(Ehn ehn, na Minority go carry the current)
6. May your name b highly EXHAUSTED! (Why o? na
comodity?)
7. My WASTE! is paining me.
(Eya, sorry o...dump it away na)
8. Thank God for SPEARING my life
(With Arrow? Abi na dagger or maybe ?
9. Lord! You are the KILLER that hold my life!!
(GBAAAAAAAM
mo ku oo!)
11. Pls, HOW MUCH is your age?
(Na 20naira o My Dear :
12. Look to the window, the principal just PASSED
AWAY.
( and the ghost is not R.I.P. ooo)
13. Am not PRIDING please.
(We know that already, simple English you can't spoke )
14. Lord let your WHEEL be done
(God wheelbarrow spoil b4?)
# Dearladies can u pls stop all diz forminz and be ur
reall self for
once........ Happy neW montH
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